The Top 10 Ways College is like Preschool
Category: Humor, Jokes, Trivia, Miscellaneous (BX73)Originally Submitted on 6/30/97.
1. You look forward to grilled cheese sandwiches.
2. You take naps.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
4. You wear big mittens.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks just as stupid as you do).
8. Snack time is a necessity.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
10. You cry for your mother.
About the Submitter
This piece was originally submitted by Sarah Jordan, who can be reached at jordas2@rpi.edu, or visited on the web. Sarah Jordan wants you to know: I am a senior computer & systems engineering student at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, NY. The original source is: a web site.
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